If you’re into the more savory side of life, you’ll love Archie McPhee’s collection of weird candy canes. With ten flavors to choose from, you can enjoy the salty seasonings of unique offerings that include ham, ketchup, clam and pizza.

But still, the question had to be answered—and someone had to step up to the plate—which of these candy canes deserve to be flavors, and which should have their inventors tried for war crimes...

Now that there are even more similarly-offending flavors out there, we're left with no choice: It's time to rank the absolute worst candy cane flavors, starting with what we could tolerate all the way up to flavors we'd rather not know even exist.

So, to prevent the innocent masses from subjecting themselves to an inferior candy cane experience, we've tracked down 40 different flavors (from peppermint to Dr. Pepper), to see which ones...

Some of them are relatively benign, like chocolate mint, Skittles, and Froot Loops. But then there's the hidden underbelly of the candy cane world that totes flavors that are more akin to Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Except when you open the candy cane packaging, you know exactly what you're getting into.