I was lucky I didn't cut my hand off. If he had, there would have been no Teddy Ballgame. No .406 average. No Terrible Ted. Who is baseball's greatest hitter? That debate will never have a clear ...

The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.

Ted Williams wanted to be known as the greatest hitter who ever lived. When he failed to meet those expectations, pity anything that got in his way. Like a water cooler. Williams popped up once in ...