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"I kept telling him, I've got this please just back up, let me handle my dad. Once again, the deputy did not acknowledge that I was standing there." ...

I may or may not be adding, like, 90% of these to my cart for a few years from now. (The other 10% I already own. 🤷🏼‍♀️) ...