The White House is marking Valentine's Day with a bit humor, posting a holiday-themed poem about deporting illegal aliens. "Roses are red, violets are blue, come here illegally, and we'll deport you," ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue; we love us some funny poems, how about you? Part joke, part poetry, funny roses-are-red ...

700 years before The Vagina Monologues came The Rose Thorn, a groundbreaking poem chronicling one woman’s witty woman’s conversation with her vulva It’s been over two decades since the ...

O rose, thou art sick! The invisible worm That flies in the night, In the howling storm, Has found out thy bed Of crimson joy: And his dark secret love Does thy life destroy.

And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, ...

Oh my Luve's like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June: Oh my Luve's like the melodie, That's sweetly play'd in tune. As fair art thou, my bonie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve ...