We rounded up 21 Irish sayings — and what they really mean. 'What's the craic?' Greetings like "Any craic?" and "How's the craic?" most likely confuse tourists because craic is pronounced like ...

33. Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a Boxer. 34. When you cross a Sheepdog with a rose, what do you get? A Collie-flower. 35. Why aren't Corgi jokes funny? All of them are really ...