Dogs may be man's best friend, but apparently, a unicorn — a stuffed purple one at that — is ... where workers named him Sisu after the dragon cartoon character in Disney's new film, Raya ...

"Every time you put that unicorn with him when he's laying on it, he looks happy, he's at peace with that purple unicorn, and it's felt good. It's been very uplifting to my staff. It's a tough job ...

Odell orders Griff to prepare him a still-purple unicorn steak (the rarest of delicacies, in every sense), while ex-addict Shepard simply can't resist snorting the powder obtained from grinding ...