Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he is watching Adolescence ... I've got a 16-year-old boy and a 14-year-old girl, and it's a very good drama to watch. 'This violence carried out by young men ...

At the back of the room I think I saw Lewis Goodall, golden boy of the Centre-Left commentariat. He was looking distinctly seasick. And what of Sir Keir? The blinky old sausage stood there ...

Sir Keir Starmer described Nigel Farage as “a very naughty boy” at a mass meeting of Labour MPs in the House of Commons ...