That’s wrong, too. And it’s one of the few guaranteed ways to turn the disposition of Sandy White, the teacher who now owns her family’s 1978 Ford Mustang II hatchback, positively sour.

But not all of them. Today's blast from the past at Bring a Trailer (which, like Car and Driver, is part of Hearst Autos) is a 1978 Ford Granada two-door, and it only has 47 miles on the odometer.