Elon Musk wants you to think of Tesla's Optimus robot as a friend. Speaking at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity, Musk discussed Tesla's ambitions for its humanoid robot.

At one point, a robot’s arm swung out and hit the rope ... is getting singled out for acts of vandalism over its founder, Elon Musk, and his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) efforts ...

And that would be: Elon Musk fathered robot baby Jesus. And no, not like in the “this child will save us” Barron Trump meme stanning. Like Elon impregnated a direct descendant of Mary ...