Peter Parker is an unhappy man: after two years of fighting crime as Spider-Man, his life has begun to fall apart. The girl he loves is engaged to someone else, his grades are slipping, he cannot keep ...

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber. [trying to learn how to shoot a web] Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go ...