Patch used to be with it – then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, mid-priced madness seems weird and scary to him. He’s gone back to the glory days to ask if Guns and Rookies can net him $ ...

Don't miss out on the headlines from AFL. Followed categories will be added ... No Norm Smith medallists are allowed in Patch’s side … for now. Picture Lachie Millard Can’t sleep, James ...