It's rare for a press release to accurately capture my personal reaction to a product, but the Cuisinart marketing department nailed it this time: the Cuisinart Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker really ...

Don't worry – you can still order as much as you like – though please eat responsibly. Do bear in mind, you'll be billed extra for drinks and other add-ons (eg, ice cream factory). The Buffet and ...