So I saw Moana 2. And it was…something. No, but honestly, I’m a massive fan of Disney and always have been. I can’t tell you how many articles I've written about me singing praises to the ...

The plucky adventurer is a little older but still on a mission to help her island, reconnect with Maui and try to sound like she’s singing songs from Lin-Manuel Miranda.

(They’re not.) Now, Moana identifies as a wayfinder and must find groups of islanders who were separated by angry gods. Friends (and sidekicks Pua and Hei Hei) agree to go along on her trip but ...