They dance, they charge, they occasionally crowd-surf—and no, we're not talking about the starting lineup. NCAA mascots are ...

University at Albany mascot Damien the Great Dane lounges on the top of the uptown campus's carillon on Monday, September 30, 2024, in Albany. Damien will go head-to-head with Stony Brook ...

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