My Lady's gown there's gairs upon't, And gowden flowers sae rare upon't; But Jenny's jimps and jirkinet My Lord thinks meikle mair upon't. My Lord a hunting he is gane, But hounds or hawks wi' him ...

There is no certificate of authenticity included with the listing. Melania Trump's custom wedding gown, designed by John Galliano for Christian Dior, is reportedly up for auction at a fraction of ...